Earlier on the way back from the laundry room, my drunk neighbor said to me, "You're lookin' good fatty."

Fuck you, neighbors across the street, for partying at 3am in the morning and waking me up ( Read more... )

There is an overflow pipe at the backside of our apartment. I don't know at what point it was installed... but quite possibly after all the bitching Randy and I did over a period of 2 years ( Read more... )

Dear dude living next door to me ( Read more... )

My next door neighbors (and most guests that come over to visit them) are insane. Today, they were throwing a bowling ball back and forth across the apartment. Many times it would go soaring past the receiver, out the door, and crash into the iron fence surrounding the pool. The whole complex was shaking from their bout of insanity obnoxiousness ( Read more... )